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  • Funniest story you had with SPs

    Lets post some funny stories you have had in this hobby..

    I will start ..

    I booked one asian girl, arrived location and she offered drink but she was hardly speaking english. So while we were having a drink her cell phone started to ring she answered but like i said she cant speak english well and the guy on the phone was asking the address and she gave me to phone to talk to him.. lol.. well i talked to him about 10-15 mins he was asking all kind of questions like how she looks, her tits, her ass, face etc.. I said buddy i came here the bang her not to give you intel about her.. lol.. and he said he has appointment after me and asked me not to bang her hard and make her tired.. lol.. poor girl didnt understand a word what we were talking about.. it was funny and awkward time!

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    Hollyyyy!! that was a disaster 4x!

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    • #3
      Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

      Originally posted by FunnyFace
      Lets post some funny stories you have had in this hobby..

      I will start ..

      I booked one asian girl, arrived location and she offered drink but she was hardly speaking english. So while we were having a drink her cell phone started to ring she answered but like i said she cant speak english well and the guy on the phone was asking the address and she gave me to phone to talk to him.. lol.. well i talked to him about 10-15 mins he was asking all kind of questions like how she looks, her tits, her ass, face etc.. I said buddy i came here the bang her not to give you intel about her.. lol.. and he said he has appointment after me and asked me not to bang her hard and make her tired.. lol.. poor girl didnt understand a word what we were talking about.. it was funny and awkward time!
      LOL : I said buddy i came here to bang her not to give you intel about her.. lol.

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      • #4
        Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

        Can I play too?

        Story 1:
        In the middle of a very intense romp, we need to take a break to lubricate our engines. He gets the bottle from the nightstand next to the bed, sqeuezes out a decent amount on the important bits, and we resume the pumping. Half a second later, I'm overwhelmed by an intense burning sensation in my pussy, I push him away from me, and run to the bathtub screaming in pain.

        Purell is NOT a good lubricant.

        Story2:
        This happened about a year ago, when I was working with an agency. I was meeting a new client at his hotel room downtown. I get to the room a few minutes early, knock on the door, and hear the gentleman inside tell me to come in. I get in, and he stands from the desk to walk toward me, with a surprise look on his face. I didn't think much of it, assuming he didn't expect me to get there a few minutes early, or that I look different than he imagined.

        I greet him as I always do, with a bise on each cheek, while I say "Hi John, nice to meet you".

        He starts laughing, and replies: "Hi. Nice meeting you as well. But I'm Bob".

        Me: "Oh sorry. PhoneGirl must have given me the wrong name. Nice meeting you Bob."

        Him [laughing even more]: Actually, I think that PhoneGirl probably gave you the wrong room number".

        Me: ...

        Him: [more laughing]

        I somehow managed to blurb out some sort of apologies while bolting out of the room, mortified.
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        • #5
          Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

          Originally posted by 4Times
          Oh man. Gen that must have been terrible. Did you kick his ass? LOL.
          No. I washed up, took a few minutes to regroup, and fucked him silly.

          I'm good that way.
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          • #6
            Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

            I have a few to share but must run. Till tomorrow

            There are also stories of weirdest places I've done it before. Not as shocking as 4x's car scenes with his babe but also funny

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            • #7
              Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

              Originally posted by GenevieveLajoie
              Can I play too?
              Story2:
              This happened about a year ago, when I was working with an agency. I was meeting a new client at his hotel room downtown. I get to the room a few minutes early, knock on the door, and hear the gentleman inside tell me to come in. I get in, and he stands from the desk to walk toward me, with a surprise look on his face. I didn't think much of it, assuming he didn't expect me to get there a few minutes early, or that I look different than he imagined.

              I greet him as I always do, with a bise on each cheek, while I say "Hi John, nice to meet you".

              He starts laughing, and replies: "Hi. Nice meeting you as well. But I'm Bob".

              Me: "Oh sorry. PhoneGirl must have given me the wrong name. Nice meeting you Bob."

              Him [laughing even more]: Actually, I think that PhoneGirl probably gave you the wrong room number".

              Me: ...

              Him: [more laughing]

              I somehow managed to blurb out some sort of apologies while bolting out of the room, mortified.
              LOL

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              • #8
                Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                One day went to condo to see one. She opens door I walk in, she closes the door. I say you don't look like XYZ, she says no because I am ZYX. I said sorry but I asked for XYZ, oh she says XYZ in a couple of floors down. Phone person screwed up. LOL

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                • #9
                  Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                  Originally posted by 4Times
                  On my second date with Katie at Maximum Pleasure I was the beneficiary of an excellent “glad to see you again” doorway kiss that carried on into the bathroom with clothes dropping to the floor. I broke off the kiss and said “lets get this shower out of the way” but she followed me right into the shower where we really got into some serious kissing, and mutual fondling. We were getting pretty enthusiastic and somewhere along the way the removable hand held shower nozzle slipped outside the tub and we flooded the freaking bathroom. My suit was crumpled on the floor and it got thoroughly soaked. I mean Soaked. Ipod, cash, underwear, socks everything. There was a small lake on the floor. After my hour was up, I had to put on a cold soaken wet suit get in the elevator with other people and walk accross a busy lobby with people giving me a "What the fuck happened to you" looks. 4x

                  great story 4x.....LOL

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                  • #10
                    Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                    Okay boys and ladies this is the funniest story of the year. Few of my friends knows this but i think its time to share..

                    I called one of the very popular agency for very popular lady. Booked her and arrived location 15mins early.. called the agency for room number and they said she is not ready and they would give me a call when she is ready. So i got coffee and started to wait. 15-20-25-30 mins no call yet... and i called the agency back and they said they are having a problem and they are trying to resolve it. So i said i will wait 15mins more if you are going to fix the problem.. so started to wait again.. i got a call from agency 5mins later... and the phone guy was having really hard time to tell me whats going on.. it was a Conference call.. the lady i wanted to see, agency owner, his partner and me.. they were like in the pain to tell me whats going on..lol.. so i said to the phone guy tell me whats going on.. and phone guy said to his partner that he is going to tell me whats going on.. and his partner was screaming at him not to tell me just cancel the appointment and offer me discount on next date.. lol. and finally phone guy told me whats going on.. He said they run out of towel in the room and they cant get more towel.. lol.. i said ok i will call you back and i did hung up the phone.. Got out of my car.. location was in downtown so i started to walk around.. saw canadian tire.. lol.. walked in.. did buy couple towels.. went back to my car.. call them again.. and said okay i got the towels anything else you need? lol.. they all 3 were ( 2 owners of the agency and the SP ) laughing like crazy on the phone.. and they said you are a stubburn guy.. so after 1 hour 15 mins later i got the room number.. went upstairs with towels in my hand.. when i saw the lady we couldnt stop laughing about it..

                    And it was one of the best session i had!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                      Originally posted by king21
                      That is funny!, When Jr is in control, you will do anything to see that SP!!!

                      well said King!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                        Originally posted by FunnyFace
                        Okay boys and ladies this is the funniest story of the year. Few of my friends knows this but i think its time to share..

                        I called one of the very popular agency for very popular lady. Booked her and arrived location 15mins early.. called the agency for room number and they said she is not ready and they would give me a call when she is ready. So i got coffee and started to wait. 15-20-25-30 mins no call yet... and i called the agency back and they said they are having a problem and they are trying to resolve it. So i said i will wait 15mins more if you are going to fix the problem.. so started to wait again.. i got a call from agency 5mins later... and the phone guy was having really hard time to tell me whats going on.. it was a Conference call.. the lady i wanted to see, agency owner, his partner and me.. they were like in the pain to tell me whats going on..lol.. so i said to the phone guy tell me whats going on.. and phone guy said to his partner that he is going to tell me whats going on.. and his partner was screaming at him not to tell me just cancel the appointment and offer me discount on next date.. lol. and finally phone guy told me whats going on.. He said they run out of towel in the room and they cant get more towel.. lol.. i said ok i will call you back and i did hung up the phone.. Got out of my car.. location was in downtown so i started to walk around.. saw canadian tire.. lol.. walked in.. did buy couple towels.. went back to my car.. call them again.. and said okay i got the towels anything else you need? lol.. they all 3 were ( 2 owners of the agency and the SP ) laughing like crazy on the phone.. and they said you are a stubburn guy.. so after 1 hour 15 mins later i got the room number.. went upstairs with towels in my hand.. when i saw the lady we couldnt stop laughing about it..

                        And it was one of the best session i had!

                        WINNER of the funniest story of the year

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                        • #13
                          Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                          Originally posted by FunnyFace
                          Okay boys and ladies this is the funniest story of the year. Few of my friends knows this but i think its time to share..

                          I called one of the very popular agency for very popular lady. Booked her and arrived location 15mins early.. called the agency for room number and they said she is not ready and they would give me a call when she is ready. So i got coffee and started to wait. 15-20-25-30 mins no call yet... and i called the agency back and they said they are having a problem and they are trying to resolve it. So i said i will wait 15mins more if you are going to fix the problem.. so started to wait again.. i got a call from agency 5mins later... and the phone guy was having really hard time to tell me whats going on.. it was a Conference call.. the lady i wanted to see, agency owner, his partner and me.. they were like in the pain to tell me whats going on..lol.. so i said to the phone guy tell me whats going on.. and phone guy said to his partner that he is going to tell me whats going on.. and his partner was screaming at him not to tell me just cancel the appointment and offer me discount on next date.. lol. and finally phone guy told me whats going on.. He said they run out of towel in the room and they cant get more towel.. lol.. i said ok i will call you back and i did hung up the phone.. Got out of my car.. location was in downtown so i started to walk around.. saw canadian tire.. lol.. walked in.. did buy couple towels.. went back to my car.. call them again.. and said okay i got the towels anything else you need? lol.. they all 3 were ( 2 owners of the agency and the SP ) laughing like crazy on the phone.. and they said you are a stubburn guy.. so after 1 hour 15 mins later i got the room number.. went upstairs with towels in my hand.. when i saw the lady we couldnt stop laughing about it..

                          And it was one of the best session i had!

                          Great story!!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                            I was seeing a girl named Chinese Chrystal who has since retired I believe. There must have been like air in the condom because we both kept hearing this sound that sounded like a fart but we both believed that it must be the other person. After I finally came she said "I have never been with a guy that farted all through the sex. I said me? I thought it was you I wondered what you had for lunch but we finally figured out it was neither. I'm sure you have heard that sound at some time.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Funniest story you had with SPs

                              I had an embarrassing moment a few years ago. I had laid off the gym for a few months and had decided to go back and start exactly where I had left off. On this particular day I hit the squat rack hard. Lots of reps, lots of weight as if I never took anytime off. Followed by lots of leg curls, yup I felt like a monster as I strolled out of the gym that day.

                              Later that afternoon I booked a session with a high energy SP. I remember kneeling on the bed, getting a vigorous BBBJ, then laying on the bed as the BBBJ continued. Then a nice 69 as I still layed there on my back with her on top. Then she rode me, still on my back and her on top.

                              Then she asks me "quick get up I want it doggy", loving it when a woman tells me what she wants, I quickly stand up and crash, I fall to the floor beside the bed and I am looking up and see this gorgeous round ass on the bed above me, and hear, "hey where did you go?" "Hurry up stick it". I try to get up and I can't feel my legs. She finally realizes and rushes to my side trying to lift me up. Poor girl had to massage my legs just to get me up. MAN was I embarrassed, needless to say suffered through 3 days of the worse stiffness I have ever felt. The stiffness was in all 3 legs because I never did get the chance to finish that session and I couldn't blame the poor lady, it was all my fault. :oops:

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