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    A couple of days ago a distant family friend died and I am the executor of the will.
    Today I was at the funeral home talking to the director Melanie.

    Melanie is about 5'7" pretty smile with straight straw blonde hair. She's wearing a tight black dress with a short black jacket,patterned stockings and black heels. Nails are painted cherry red.
    As she's walking up the stairs ahead of me, all I can think of is DFK and grabbing that ass - rubbing those stockings up under her dress to her naked thighs. My lord, I would have fucked her in a coffin.

    What the hell is wrong with me? :?:
    " Drink from the cup "

    Olayda 06/10


  • #2
    The same thing that is wrong with me and others here we were born with too many sick genes, blame your parents bud.

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    • #3
      Glad you're as twisted as me brother
      ( probably a bit more )
      " Drink from the cup "

      Olayda 06/10

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Beenthere123 View Post
        The same thing that is wrong with me and others here we were born with too many sick genes, blame your parents bud.
        Ditto

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        • #5
          There is nothing wrong with you Olayda you are normal, where you walking with a stiff during the funeral?

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          • #6
            You think thats sick.

            I once tried to pick up a chick at a funeral by saying:

            "Hey! Why so sad, don't you realize the first three letters in funeral?" :razz:
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            • #7
              Originally posted by RayFinkel View Post
              You think thats sick.

              I once tried to pick up a chick at a funeral by saying:

              "Hey! Why so sad, don't you realize the first three letters in funeral?" :razz:
              HAHAHA...The sympathy fuck, almost as good as the Wedding fuck...WOOT!!

              Originally posted by Beenthere123 View Post
              The same thing that is wrong with me and others here we were born with too many sick genes, blame your parents bud.
              I second that.

              So I'm in this all day meeting today and one of the chicks in there is about 27, short brunette hair, cute face, killer body and as we're walking in to the Board Room, I let her go in first so I could scope out her ass ... I did the same thinking as Big O...fuck I'd love to stuff my face between those ass cheeks and DATO; she caught me scoping her out throughout the meeting and just smiled...I want her :P

              Yep, we're all sick fucks

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              • #8
                I confess sick fuck here.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hugojoe View Post
                  I confess sick fuck here.
                  With you and others.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Duke69 View Post
                    There is nothing wrong with you Olayda you are normal, where you walking with a stiff during the funeral?
                    Yeah, rigor mortis
                    " Drink from the cup "

                    Olayda 06/10

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                    • #11
                      You Olayda are a true brother. I have dreams about my assistant and she keeps coming to work with low cleavage tops.

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                      • #12
                        Olayda brought Melanie back to his apartment, took off his clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." She took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said, " when he grows up." :cool:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by neverenoughsex View Post
                          Olayda brought Melanie back to his apartment, took off his clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." She took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said, " when he grows up." :cool:


                          :idea: Just though of a new Thread.

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                          • #14
                            funeral crashers

                            olayda that reminds me of this scene from wedding crashers. classic!


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by olayda View Post
                              A couple of days ago a distant family friend died and I am the executor of the will.
                              Today I was at the funeral home talking to the director Melanie.

                              Melanie is about 5'7" pretty smile with straight straw blonde hair. She's wearing a tight black dress with a short black jacket,patterned stockings and black heels. Nails are painted cherry red.
                              As she's walking up the stairs ahead of me, all I can think of is DFK and grabbing that ass - rubbing those stockings up under her dress to her naked thighs. My lord, I would have fucked her in a coffin.

                              What the hell is wrong with me? :?:

                              I think you were just overcome with grief. Very healthy reaction.
                              http://http://www.goofball.com/media/Shovel_To_The_Head

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