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    Other day i made a joke to one SP i just had a session with. My joke scared shit out of her We were having chat right after our session, she asked me what i do for living. And i said I am a cop ( in serious mood ) oh my god! you should have seen her face! it turned into pure white! no joke! i tought she is going to have a heart attack. It took a while to convince her that i am not a cop. lol

    What jokes do you make?

  • #2
    WOW! Jack you really are a fucking jackass
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    • #3
      I take my pants off. That generally gets a chuckle out of them
      " Drink from the cup "

      Olayda 06/10

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      • #4
        Originally posted by olayda View Post
        I take my pants off. That generally gets a chuckle out of them

        That would scared the shit out of me too!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RayFinkel View Post
          WOW! Jack you really are a fucking jackass
          I agree Ray. He really is a jackass!

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          • #6
            I usually dip my dick in a tub of cottage cheese before venturing out to my neighborhood SP. Once I yank down my pants the expression on the ladies face is priceless!

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            • #7
              Here is my favorite joke to share with my lady friend, provided she has a sense of humour.

              This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.

              He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.

              They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.

              The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"

              She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by king21
                I once collaborated with an SP on a practical joke that we played on her boss, the agency owner, it nearly gave her a heart attack!

                I pretended that I showed up at incall with my girlfriend that I didnt tell owner about and SP reported the problem to her. lol
                Good one

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                • #9
                  I once told a SP I like your hard butt, she said but its soft. Bit my tongue was trying to make her feel good so she can give me a better fuck.

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                  • #10
                    SP: ''Marcus, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.''
                    Marcus: ''I've got some cream for that.''

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Marcus View Post
                      SP: ''Marcus, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.''
                      Marcus: ''I've got some cream for that.''
                      How the hell she got that in her ass???

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