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Beenthere123

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The lobby is quiet with out you bud. Want me to send you a case of beer?.

Lets pick on Ray guys. Here is mine.


A completely inebriated man (Ray) was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said Rayfinkel "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Ray asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, Ray said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
 

forestgrumpy

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Joined Feb 1, 2010
Messages 431
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A police officer pulls Rayfinkel who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this Breathalyzer tube.

"Rayfinkel says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
 

RayFinkel

Senior Member
Joined Jan 7, 2010
Messages 1,072
You are all very mean, pricks!

I had a serious and life threatening problem today......ALL THE DAMN BEER STORES WERE CLOSED!

First they crucified Jesus, now this happens.
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DrAnus

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Joined Feb 1, 2010
Messages 238
Do not know you Rayfinkel just going with the flow, hope you don't mind.

Rayfinkel was too drunk to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked.

"My wife." said Rayfinkel.
 

RayFinkel

Senior Member
Joined Jan 7, 2010
Messages 1,072
Coors?????????

Christ man I'm not a Fag like Clint!


Here's Clint in his Tiger suit trying to turn me on.......What a fucking Faggot :oops:


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