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    What is your funniest flatulence story. One of mine is in this threadhttp://www.caerf.com/rboard/showthread.php?2661-When-you-have-to-go

  • #2
    Originally posted by Jawbone View Post
    What is your funniest flatulence story. One of mine is in this threadhttp://www.caerf.com/rboard/showthread.php?2661-When-you-have-to-go
    OMG this thread STINKS!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Rayden View Post
      OMG this thread STINKS!
      About 2 years ago I went to an MP. I chose the sexiest lady with the most adorable ass. She was gorgeous, great body, tanned, blonde, blue eyed Barbie babe. When she proceeded to attempt to climb the massage table to start the body slide portion, she let out a huge clacker!:eek: I couldn’t help it and burst out laughing which unfortunately was the wrong thing to do. Poor girl was so embarrassed she left the room and wouldn’t come back.

      The door person walks in and tells me my sexy little Barbie doll is not feeling well and introduced me to her replacement. I would have preferred the stinky one, the replacement was older, droopier, but gave a great release

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      • #4
        Tried to do a silent one during Church one day sadly it wasn't, not a good day.:oops:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by forestgrumpy View Post
          Tried to do a silent one during Church one day sadly it wasn't, not a good day.:oops:
          Means your ass is a virgin one grumpy. :o

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          • #6
            SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK

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            • #7
              Ever had longest fart contests when you were young with your friends.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Senor Gomes View Post
                Ever had longest fart contests when you were young with your friends.
                I must have been about 16 with a group of buddies and we wanted to see if the fart torch was for real. We all took turns putting a lighter in front of our asses and letting one rip to see if it would shoot out a huge flame. No luck, no large flame and nobody had the balls to do it without pants on.

                Still curious to this day if it really works, so if anyone has successfully lit a torch fart, please let inquiring minds know.

                I agree with another poster, this thread really stinks!!

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                • #9
                  Rayfinkle, I thought you would be all over this thread. Put down the beer and show yourself!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jumpingjackflash View Post
                    I must have been about 16 with a group of buddies and we wanted to see if the fart torch was for real. We all took turns putting a lighter in front of our asses and letting one rip to see if it would shoot out a huge flame. No luck, no large flame and nobody had the balls to do it without pants on.

                    Still curious to this day if it really works, so if anyone has successfully lit a torch fart, please let inquiring minds know.

                    I agree with another poster, this thread really stinks!!
                    I did this just the other day...

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                    • #11
                      an Instructional video

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLJos5nIVJM

                      This dude kills me

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hangman View Post
                        Oldy but a good one!

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                        • #13
                          Slight off topic, but kinda related, has anyone been in a situation where the lady inadvertantly pussy farts? That has happened to me twice...once when we were doing the horizontal mambo and the other time when the lady was fully dressed and almost out the door when the pussy fart came out. I laughed my ass off during both occassions.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kirk Lazarus View Post
                            Slight off topic, but kinda related, has anyone been in a situation where the lady inadvertantly pussy farts? That has happened to me twice...once when we were doing the horizontal mambo and the other time when the lady was fully dressed and almost out the door when the pussy fart came out. I laughed my ass off during both occassions.

                            happened once only she ran out the door quickly.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kirk Lazarus View Post
                              Slight off topic, but kinda related, has anyone been in a situation where the lady inadvertantly pussy farts? That has happened to me twice...once when we were doing the horizontal mambo and the other time when the lady was fully dressed and almost out the door when the pussy fart came out. I laughed my ass off during both occassions.
                              I had a young lady queef recently. Didn't laugh but we both looked at each other. I shrugged it off and the session went on without another hitch.
                              Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate

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