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    You have to go?

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  • #2
    Too much chillies in her food.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by dranus View Post
      too much chillies in her food.
      lol

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      • #4
        I was in my buildings elevator yesterday. I live in a 22 story high-rise condo. There were 2 other people in the elevator with me and I had a bad case of gas. I let out a silencer and then gave the gentleman beside me a dirty look and made sure the young lady noticed. She also gave him a dirty look with a scowl on her face as the foul smell reached her pretty little nostrils. He just looked at her dumbfounded.

        The elevator stopped on the 10th floor where the young lady got off. I followed her out and as we walked out the elevator closed behind us I said to her, "some guys have problems", she smiled and shook her head in disgust. I walked down the hall, up the staircase to the next floor and then back on the elevator. Great way to break the wind, I mean ice and plant a seed for future conversations with a pretty lady.
        Last edited by Jawbone; 02-14-2010, 12:38 AM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jawbone View Post
          I was in my buildings elevator yesterday. I live in a 22 story high-rise condo. There were 2 other people in the elevator with me and I had a bad case of gas. I let out a silencer and then gave the gentleman beside me a dirty look and made sure the young lady noticed. She also gave him a dirty look with a scowl on her face as the foul smell reached her pretty little nostrils. He just looked at her dumbfounded.

          The elevator stopped on the 10th floor where the young lady got off. I followed her out and as we walked out the elevator closed behind us I said to her, "some guys have problems", she smiled and shook her head in disgust. I walked down the hall, up the staircase to the next floor and then back on the elevator. Great way to break the wind, I mean ice and plant a seed for future conversations with a pretty lady.
          Jawbone, you have no shame dude!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jawbone View Post
            I was in my buildings elevator yesterday. I live in a 22 story high-rise condo. There were 2 other people in the elevator with me and I had a bad case of gas. I let out a silencer and then gave the gentleman beside me a dirty look and made sure the young lady noticed. She also gave him a dirty look with a scowl on her face as the foul smell reached her pretty little nostrils. He just looked at her dumbfounded.

            The elevator stopped on the 10th floor where the young lady got off. I followed her out and as we walked out the elevator closed behind us I said to her, "some guys have problems", she smiled and shook her head in disgust. I walked down the hall, up the staircase to the next floor and then back on the elevator. Great way to break the wind, I mean ice and plant a seed for future conversations with a pretty lady.
            Jawbone you are bad, move on :arrow:

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