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    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    The woman's husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
    The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
    Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
    Man:'That's nice'
    Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
    Man: 'No, thanks.'
    Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
    Man: 'OK, how much?'
    Boy: '$250'

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

    Boy: 'Dark in here.'
    Man: 'Yes, it is.'
    Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
    The lover, remembering the last time,
    asks the boy, How much?'
    Boy: '$750'
    Man: 'Sold.'

    A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
    The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'

    The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
    Boy: '$1,000'

    The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'

    They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

    The boy says, 'Dark in here..'
    The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'

  • #2
    Re: It's dark in here?

    Funny shit
    Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate

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    • #3
      Re: It's dark in here?

      Originally posted by Lone Wolf
      The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'
      LMFAO

      Fucking solid Lone Wolf!
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      • #4
        Re: It's dark in here?

        Nasty LW

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        • #5
          Re: It's dark in here?

          Funny...

          Because the priest in the closet probably had more interested in the little boy!

          http://vodpod.com/watch/1168021-instant-rimshot

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          • #6
            Re: It's dark in here?

            Originally posted by Cycleguy007
            Funny...

            Because the priest in the closet probably had more interested in the kid!

            http://vodpod.com/watch/1168021-instant-rimshot

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            • #7
              Re: It's dark in here?

              LOL Good one Lone Wolf.

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