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  • Why is sex like riding a bike

    1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

    2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

    3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

    4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

    5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

    6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

    7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

    8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

    9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

    10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

    11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

    12. If you fall off get right back on.

    13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

    14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

    15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

    16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

    17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

    18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

  • #2
    Re: Why is sex like riding a bike

    6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

    Good one

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    • #3
      Re: Why is sex like riding a bike

      11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

      LOL :D

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      • #4
        Re: Why is sex like riding a bike

        Hey CG this is for you.

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        • #5
          Re: Why is sex like riding a bike

          Originally posted by Beenthere123
          11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

          LOL :D
          Ditto. :D

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          • #6
            Re: Why is sex like riding a bike

            Originally posted by dirtyman
            1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
            Nice :D

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            • #7
              Re: Why is sex like riding a bike

              Funny stuff there, dirtyman.


              Sometimes I like to mix sex and biking.


              sigpic

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              • #8
                Re: Why is sex like riding a bike



                However... It should be noted that Ray uses a "special" bike that greatly enhances his "workout"...

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                • #9
                  Re: Why is sex like riding a bike



                  Give me a Harley to have sex on cowgirl style any day.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Why is sex like riding a bike

                    Originally posted by theman


                    Nice hat Ray.[/quote]

                    and small dick.

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