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HOF

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THE CUTE-BALD Dating Site

Please do not take offence to this humourous piece of literature.
Before I start, I will let you all know that I am 5'3 that's right 160cm tall, so CUTE-BALD STFU! cuz, you're taller than me! I don't have problems finding women, I have problems getting them to leave me alone! I'm decent looking, well built, humourous-delivery is everything, domesticated and house broken. Yes, I wipe my own ass!-sometimes! Single by choice and loving every minute of it. I'm also an adrenline junkie, skydiving, rafting, ziplining. Cute-Bald, if you have some humour, a nice smile, speak about interesting things, don't appear Napoleonistic, sincere-not talking to a woman's breasts-unless slow dancing. Be patient and kind, don't come off as needy, desperate or looking, just be cool if you can. Oh very important, walk tall (shoulders back, chin up, smile coyly and be happy).

The rumour is that you request bbfs, so how's that workin' for ya! The other rumour is that you desire women that are over attractive (out of your range), but if you approach those women properly, they may look past the vertical challenges. If they're not interested, but like you, they may have a friend to introduce you too! I like when that happens!

Now remember, I'm shorter than you! No complex, the only thing I have difficulty with is dunking a basketball, so instead I dunk my doughnut in many holes! So CUTE-BALD, I'm gonna try to hook a brother up:

Please take note! Danielle doesn't mention short or bald guys. You have a chance with her CUTE-BALD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YarZTR72-LA&feature=related

Be nice, CUTE-BALD or I'll bring out the heavy artilery!

Please scroll down for further humourous clips regarding CUTE BALD's persuit of a date!
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Jawbone

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I don't recall seeing cute-bald here? I suggest you bring him over my beer drinking buddy, I want to watch a baldy brawl!
 
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Beenthere123

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I am taking a huge offense to this humorous piece of literature, now shave your legs and give Rayden a Lap dance show. :cool:
 
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jiggyjiggy

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I don't get it, you're short and bald and have game. I'm tall, thin as a rail, full head of hair and clumsy like a new born doe and I have no game. I think we should go to the party together HOF, I'll lend you some hair, height and even a few Kleenex for those tender moments and you help me out with the ladies, sound fair?
 
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Raiden

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Beenthere123 said:
I am taking a huge offense to this humorous piece of literature, now shave your legs and give Rayden a Lap dance show. :cool:
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Only if he has a nice wig on, otherwise the glare from the lights shining off the capeza would force me to wear my sunglasses on at night. :lol:
 
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HOF

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jiggyjiggy said:
I don't get it, you're short and bald and have game. I'm tall, thin as a rail, full head of hair and clumsy like a new born doe and I have no game. I think we should go to the party together HOF, I'll lend you some hair, height and even a few Kleenex for those tender moments and you help me out with the ladies, sound fair?
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jiggyjiggy, keep your hair and height brother!

Like Kojak (Telly Savalas), Bald is beautiful and it's a sign of verility! Height doesn't matter, we're all the same size horizontally!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAELXINIlD4
 
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